• The perfect man is dead.
• Long live the perfect bag holder.

This isn’t Da Vinci. This is De-Fi.

A twisted rework of the Vitruvian Man, this time with the face of Warren Buffett — the final boss of TradFi — standing in front of the SPX6900 core.

👕 Design breakdown:

• Ancient sketch meets crypto insurgency.

• Warren's head replaces Vitruvius’, placing the old world inside the new architecture.

• Set against parchment formulas no longer relevant. This is no longer about proportion. This is about position size.

🪦 This tee is not just parody — it’s prophecy.
He was the standard. Now he’s the warning.

Wear it when you DCA in pain.
Wear it when they call you crazy.
Wear it to remind them:

You were early. You’ll be eternal.